i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
“Billy needs therapy”
I literally started crying
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Female/23/Hopeless Romantic. I love dogs, Disney, and puns. Enjoy.
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
“Billy needs therapy”
I literally started crying
(via hating-reality)

(via theofficialariel)
Hi! Aw you’re so nice for saying that 🙈 I’ve actually been on somewhat of a hiatus from tumblr but you honestly made my day!
s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%
s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
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um.
WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.
LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!
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Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should
so fucking moving
I got chills
holy shit
So stop asking which Korea I’m from, so ignorant and fucking terrible to even think it’s an okay question to ask. Bless this brave woman and her family.
Her name is Yeomni Park.
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Incredible
0-100 at light speed
he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance
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“Once upon a time in a far away land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the Prince was spoilt, selfish and unkind. But then, one winter’s night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman’s ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The Prince tried to apologise but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. As punishment she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell over the castle and all who lived there.”
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